Sunday, May 29, 2011

Hey Matt

I found you a new Beer. 12 bucks for a case. Walgreens in Vidor should stock it.




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Happy Memorial Day

Thank you! To all that protect us. So we can enjoy things like this feta and roasted tomatoes burger.


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Saturday, May 28, 2011

Bull's

Car is a roller now.Great stance.



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Friday, May 27, 2011

Sad face

Fuel delivery problem.



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Thursday, May 26, 2011

CHOOTUM!!!





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Looking good Matt




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Monday, May 23, 2011

Matt carved a TIKI

Looks good man!




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Friday, May 20, 2011

Tools



DRILL PRESS:

A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal
bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings
your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had
carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.

WIRE WHEEL:

Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the
workbench with the speed of light . Also removes fingerprints and
hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say,

'Oh shit!'

SKIL SAW:

A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.

PLIERS:

Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of
blood-blisters.

BELT SANDER:

An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor
touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.

HACKSAW:

One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board
principle... It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable
motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal
your future becomes.

VISE-GRIPS:

Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads.
If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense
welding heat to the palm of your hand.

OXYACETYLENE TORCH:

Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable
objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the
wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing race.

TABLE SAW:

A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood
projectiles for testing wall integrity.

HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK:

Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after
you have installed your new brake shoes , trapping the jack handle firmly
under the bumper.

BAND SAW:

A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut
good aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash
can after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge.

TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST:

A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of
everything you forgot to disconnect.

PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER:

Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or
for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your
shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips
screw heads.

STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER:

A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to

convert common slotted screws into non-removable

screws and butchering your palms.

PRY BAR:

A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket
you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.

HOSE CUTTER:

A tool used to make hoses too short.

HAMMER:

Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used
as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the
object we are trying to hit.

UTILITY KNIFE:

Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard
cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents
such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector
magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for
slicing work clothes, but only while in use.

SON-OF-A-BITCH TOOL:

(A personal favorite!) Any handy tool that you grab and
throw across the garage while yelling 'Son of a BITCH!' at the top of your
lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.



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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Chunkstruckissuckingair

Sohespraywd40onleak


YouTube Video

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Sunday, May 15, 2011

Fashion

Is reaching whole new level in the automotive world. Lexus with lashes baby!



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Monday, May 9, 2011

Billetproof Texas

Billetproof Texas: June 4, 2011
Billetproof is back for its 3rd year in the great state of Texas. Come out to Giddings and take in some good BBQ, hot rods, burn-outs and killer music. We'll have some swap meet vendors selling all the rusty parts you can eat.




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Saturday, May 7, 2011

New store

http://reservesupplycompany.com/



Looks like a cool place.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Another good trip

Surfed the heavy shit at Playa Marbela. Brendan from Cali, Mark from NY,and Pete. Pre pounding.



My buddy Alonzo. Super dude.



I hate leaving Costa Rica. It's like a dream being there. Six months tic toc tic toc.



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